APPETIZERS

SPECIAL: HOUSTON, WE HAVE A POBLANO MAC ’N CHEESE

shell pasta in our made to order cheese sauce prepared with american, sharp cheddar, chargrilled chicken breast, tomato, & roasted poblano topped with cotija, cilantro, & green onion  17.95

CHICKEN WINGS

jumbo chicken wings tossed in our house made bbq or buffalo sauce served with your choice of our house made ranch or blue cheese dressing  2 wings  7.95   4 wings  13.95   6 wings  17.95

FRIED PICKLES V

our house brined dill pickle spears beer battered & deep fried served with our house made ranch dressing  8.95

DEVILED EGGS V GF

prepared with our house made mayonnaise, dijon mustard, & a splash of sriracha  6.95

STUFFED SHROOMS V (GF)

white mushroom caps stuffed with goat cheese, roasted garlic, grilled onion, & thyme in butter sauce topped with bread crumbs & parmesan  10.95

GARDEN SALAD V (V+) GF

chopped romaine, carrot, red onion, & red pepper served with tomato, cucumber, & our house made vinaigrette, ranch, or blue cheese dressing  13.95

additional toppings

sharp cheddar, mushroom, jalapeño  1

avocado, habanero  2

applewood smoked bacon, hard boiled egg  3

grilled to order chicken breast  6

MAC ’N CHEESE V

shell pasta in our made to order cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs & parmesan  13.95

additional mix ins

tomato, onion, mushroom, red pepper, jalapeño  1

roasted garlic, habanero  2

applewood smoked bacon, chorizo, fried egg  3

ground beef, grilled chicken breast  4

SLIDER PLATE (V) (V+) (GF)

choose 3 miniature versions of our big burgers from the following list served medium well  17.95

4 cheese, bbq bacon cheddar, black ’n blue, buff ’n stuff, hotter than hell, midland, mushroom swiss, peanut butter bacon ’n jelly

THE BURGERS (V) (V+) (GF)

our cooked to order steak burger, chargrilled chicken breast, or black bean & rice burger served on a toasted pretzel bun with your choice of side (lettuce, tomato, & onion available by request)

TEMPERATURE CHART

RARE red  MEDIUM RARE pink outside, red middle  MEDIUM pink  MEDIUM WELL colorless outside, pink middle  WELL DONE no color

BURGER OF THE WEEK: DILLHOLE

havarti, applewood smoked bacon, avocado, house pickled onion, & house made dill mayo  19.95

STANDARD ISSUE

american cheese, applewood smoked bacon, & a fried egg  18.95

4 CHEESE BURGER 

provolone, muenster, pepper jack, & fried mozzarella  17.95

BBQ BACON CHEDDAR

sharp cheddar, grilled onion, applewood smoked bacon, & house made bbq sauce  17.95

BLACK ’N BLUE

cajun spice, blue cheese crumbles, house made blue cheese dressing, & frizzled onion  17.95

BUFF ’N STUFF

blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, & house made buffalo sauce  17.95

HOTTER THAN HELL

smoked gouda, avocado, grilled jalapeño, & house made chipotle mayo  17.95

MIDLAND

english cheddar, caramelized onion, pickle chips, & house made dijon mustard  17.95

MONTEZUMA’S REVENGE

chorizo, pepper jack, grilled habanero, & a fried egg  19.95

MUSHROOM SWISS

swiss, grilled mushroom, & house made mayonnaise  16.95

PEANUT BUTTER BACON ’N JELLY

creamy peanut butter, applewood smoked bacon, & concord grape jelly  16.95

THE ANTICS

build your own damn burger  14.95

cheeses

american, sharp cheddar, pepper jack, muenster, provolone, smoked gouda, swiss  1

english cheddar, fresh mozzarella, fried mozzarella, goat cheese, blue cheese crumbles  2

sauces

ketchup, dijon mustard, mayonnaise, chipotle mayo, bbq, buffalo, sriracha, sour cream, creamy peanut butter, concord grape jelly, vinaigrette, ranch, blue cheese dressing  .50

add ons

cajun spice, grilled onion, pickled onion, pickle chips, grilled mushroom, grilled jalapeño  1

avocado, caramelized onion, frizzled onion, roasted garlic, roasted red pepper, grilled habanero  2

applewood smoked bacon, chorizo, fried egg  3

SIDES

HAND PUNCHED FRIES V

double fried & served with our house made ketchup  regular  4.95   large  7.95

BBQ PUB CHIPS V

sliced up daily & tossed in our house made bbq seasoning  regular  4.95   large  7.95

FRESH COLESLAW V GF

chopped in house & tossed in our house made coleslaw dressing  regular  4.95   large  7.95

DESSERTS

SPECIAL: PEACH SCHNAPPS POUND CAKE

house baked pound cake prepared with peach schnapps topped with house made apricot jam & whipped cream  10.95

SPECIAL: GRILLED ANGEL FOOD CAKE

chargrilled house baked angel food cake topped with house made apricot jam, strawberry compote, & whipped cream  13.95

SPECIAL: STRAWBERRY BANANA PARFAIT

layers of house baked vanilla wafers, house made banana pudding, & strawberry compote topped with whipped cream  11.95

COOKIE SUNDAE V

our house baked chocolate chip cookie topped with our house churned sweet cream ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, & a cherry  10.95

MAPLE BACON DOUGHNUT

fried to order & topped with house made maple glaze & applewood smoked bacon  7.95

SEASONAL PIE V

baked in house & prepared with seasonal ingredients  8.95

HAND SPUN MILKSHAKES V (GF)

prepared with our house churned sweet cream ice cream & your choice of mix in from the following list  8.95

madagascar vanilla bean, ghirardelli chocolate, fresh strawberry, house made cookie dough, chocolate drizzled peanut butter, seasonal

V VEGETARIAN   V+ VEGAN   GF GLUTEN FREE   (  ) BY REQUEST

consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness; please don’t steal our copper mugs, cocktail picks, sauce cups, or anything else