
Food Menu
APPETIZERS
SPECIAL: HOUSTON, WE HAVE A POBLANO MAC ’N CHEESE
shell pasta in our made to order cheese sauce prepared with american, sharp cheddar, chargrilled chicken breast, tomato, & roasted poblano topped with cotija, cilantro, & green onion 17.95
CHICKEN WINGS
jumbo chicken wings tossed in our house made bbq or buffalo sauce served with your choice of our house made ranch or blue cheese dressing 2 wings 7.95 4 wings 13.95 6 wings 17.95
FRIED PICKLES V
our house brined dill pickle spears beer battered & deep fried served with our house made ranch dressing 8.95
DEVILED EGGS V GF
prepared with our house made mayonnaise, dijon mustard, & a splash of sriracha 6.95
STUFFED SHROOMS V (GF)
white mushroom caps stuffed with goat cheese, roasted garlic, grilled onion, & thyme in butter sauce topped with bread crumbs & parmesan 10.95
GARDEN SALAD V (V+) GF
chopped romaine, carrot, red onion, & red pepper served with tomato, cucumber, & our house made vinaigrette, ranch, or blue cheese dressing 13.95
additional toppings
sharp cheddar, mushroom, jalapeño 1
avocado, habanero 2
applewood smoked bacon, hard boiled egg 3
grilled to order chicken breast 6
MAC ’N CHEESE V
shell pasta in our made to order cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs & parmesan 13.95
additional mix ins
tomato, onion, mushroom, red pepper, jalapeño 1
roasted garlic, habanero 2
applewood smoked bacon, chorizo, fried egg 3
ground beef, grilled chicken breast 4
SLIDER PLATE (V) (V+) (GF)
choose 3 miniature versions of our big burgers from the following list served medium well 17.95
4 cheese, bbq bacon cheddar, black ’n blue, buff ’n stuff, hotter than hell, midland, mushroom swiss, peanut butter bacon ’n jelly
THE BURGERS (V) (V+) (GF)
our cooked to order steak burger, chargrilled chicken breast, or black bean & rice burger served on a toasted pretzel bun with your choice of side (lettuce, tomato, & onion available by request)
TEMPERATURE CHART
RARE red MEDIUM RARE pink outside, red middle MEDIUM pink MEDIUM WELL colorless outside, pink middle WELL DONE no color
BURGER OF THE WEEK: DILLHOLE
havarti, applewood smoked bacon, avocado, house pickled onion, & house made dill mayo 19.95
STANDARD ISSUE
american cheese, applewood smoked bacon, & a fried egg 18.95
4 CHEESE BURGER
provolone, muenster, pepper jack, & fried mozzarella 17.95
BBQ BACON CHEDDAR
sharp cheddar, grilled onion, applewood smoked bacon, & house made bbq sauce 17.95
BLACK ’N BLUE
cajun spice, blue cheese crumbles, house made blue cheese dressing, & frizzled onion 17.95
BUFF ’N STUFF
blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, & house made buffalo sauce 17.95
HOTTER THAN HELL
smoked gouda, avocado, grilled jalapeño, & house made chipotle mayo 17.95
MIDLAND
english cheddar, caramelized onion, pickle chips, & house made dijon mustard 17.95
MONTEZUMA’S REVENGE
chorizo, pepper jack, grilled habanero, & a fried egg 19.95
MUSHROOM SWISS
swiss, grilled mushroom, & house made mayonnaise 16.95
PEANUT BUTTER BACON ’N JELLY
creamy peanut butter, applewood smoked bacon, & concord grape jelly 16.95
THE ANTICS
build your own damn burger 14.95
cheeses
american, sharp cheddar, pepper jack, muenster, provolone, smoked gouda, swiss 1
english cheddar, fresh mozzarella, fried mozzarella, goat cheese, blue cheese crumbles 2
sauces
ketchup, dijon mustard, mayonnaise, chipotle mayo, bbq, buffalo, sriracha, sour cream, creamy peanut butter, concord grape jelly, vinaigrette, ranch, blue cheese dressing .50
add ons
cajun spice, grilled onion, pickled onion, pickle chips, grilled mushroom, grilled jalapeño 1
avocado, caramelized onion, frizzled onion, roasted garlic, roasted red pepper, grilled habanero 2
applewood smoked bacon, chorizo, fried egg 3
SIDES
HAND PUNCHED FRIES V
double fried & served with our house made ketchup regular 4.95 large 7.95
BBQ PUB CHIPS V
sliced up daily & tossed in our house made bbq seasoning regular 4.95 large 7.95
FRESH COLESLAW V GF
chopped in house & tossed in our house made coleslaw dressing regular 4.95 large 7.95
DESSERTS
SPECIAL: PEACH SCHNAPPS POUND CAKE
house baked pound cake prepared with peach schnapps topped with house made apricot jam & whipped cream 10.95
SPECIAL: GRILLED ANGEL FOOD CAKE
chargrilled house baked angel food cake topped with house made apricot jam, strawberry compote, & whipped cream 13.95
SPECIAL: STRAWBERRY BANANA PARFAIT
layers of house baked vanilla wafers, house made banana pudding, & strawberry compote topped with whipped cream 11.95
COOKIE SUNDAE V
our house baked chocolate chip cookie topped with our house churned sweet cream ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, & a cherry 10.95
MAPLE BACON DOUGHNUT
fried to order & topped with house made maple glaze & applewood smoked bacon 7.95
SEASONAL PIE V
baked in house & prepared with seasonal ingredients 8.95
HAND SPUN MILKSHAKES V (GF)
prepared with our house churned sweet cream ice cream & your choice of mix in from the following list 8.95
madagascar vanilla bean, ghirardelli chocolate, fresh strawberry, house made cookie dough, chocolate drizzled peanut butter, seasonal
V VEGETARIAN V+ VEGAN GF GLUTEN FREE ( ) BY REQUEST
consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness; please don’t steal our copper mugs, cocktail picks, sauce cups, or anything else